when you accidentally bump into the president
Hocus Pocus (1993)
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
"Why do you want this job?"
Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.