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tomathin:

when you accidentally bump into the president

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jasonfnsaint:

Hocus Pocus (1993)

jasonfnsaint:

Hocus Pocus (1993)

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

vesley:

alpacabacon:

Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.

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how about now

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

ethelreds:

nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background 

genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.